merkkultra:

do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

judedeluca:

favourite characters: Mabel Pines - Gravity Falls

COME ON GIRLS! SHOULDER PADS! MAKE THAT MONEY! MABEL’S THE BOSS NOW!

sejuices:

Stop 😂

sejuices:

Stop 😂

"A short story is a different thing all together - a short story is like a kiss in the dark from a stranger."
Stephen King (via letteratura-litterature)

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

it's exactly what you think

seriousjones:

cool tricks to share with your kids

flyaway-freedom-heart:

h0bbitberry:

simonwang:

Twilight in two seconds

This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog. 

I have been waiting for this gif

flyaway-freedom-heart:

h0bbitberry:

simonwang:

Twilight in two seconds

This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog. 

I have been waiting for this gif

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

pottergirl05:

The only thing you need to see.. Peter dinklage and Lena Heady hula hooping at a gay bar. EPIC.

favourite looks: Los Angeles premiere of Thor: The Dark World (2013)